I'm an English teacher, from the planet Earth, and I ran off with a man from space because I really fancy-- soufflés.

Bubbly personality masking bossy control freak.

Independent Clara Oswald RP
Tracking: claraosity
(Previously: afuturethatnevergotlived)
Both mun and muse are 18+
May be NSFW at times.
numberxtwelve:

"Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"

numberxtwelve:

claraosity:

[ The Amazing Spider-Man Starters ]

  “No, but I do think you’re properly mental.”

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          “Oh, really? You’re the one who didn’t recognize Spider Man! And where is your costume?”

 ”Ah, costume, well… Y’see I’ve been really busy. Teaching.”

impossiblyamelia:

Everything you see is ours…

numberxtwelve:

"Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"

[ The Amazing Spider-Man Starters ]

  “No, but I do think you’re properly mental.”

[ The Amazing Spider-Man Starters ]

"You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man."
"Who are you? Are you a cop?"
"Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?"
"No one seems to grasp the concept of the mask."
"You're my hero, and I love you."
"I know things have been difficult lately and I'm sorry about that."
"Don't make promises you can't keep."
"No, I do not want cocoa."
"I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house."
"This beats all other meat loafs."
"Did you get expelled?"
"I'm gonna throw you out the window now."
"I just did 80% of your job. Huh? And that - Is that how you repay me?"
"You're gonna wait there for eight minutes after what I just told you? People are gonna die! You leave right now. That is an order, okay?"
"You mother hubbard!"
"I can't see you anymore. I can't."
"Where have you been?"
"Oh, I'm in trouble."
"Easy, bug boy."
"I've been bitten."
"Oh man, you don't have me on your computer?"
"You should see the other guy."
"I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great."
"Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?"
"Where do you go? Who does this to you?"
"That's a fly."
"Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever."
"Oh. You saw a video on the Internet? Well, then the case is closed."
"You are a lot like your father."
"That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility."
"Do you have any idea what you really are?"
"Not my policy."
"Do not get me into trouble."
"Ready to play God?"
"Let's get out of here."

smutxmemes:

Send me one of the following; for my muses reaction when your’s says [one of the following] while teasing my muses body with an ice cube.

  • "Don’t worry, I’ll warm you back up after."
  • "See? You really are hot~ The ice is melting."
  • "I think I’d like some refreshing juice with this ice~"
  • "How long can you last? Until it melts?"
  • "Just look~ the waters leaking out~"
  • "Com’on. I thought you lasted longer than that?"
  • "Does it turn you on?"
  • "You gasp so cutely~"
  • "Keep pulling faces like that and I’ll have to kiss you~"
  • "It’s to cold? Then beg~"
madman-in-a-blue-box:

"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."

Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!

    “I’ll pass on the mustache, not really my thing.
You are joking, right? This isn’t a seventies detective show.”

Spontaneous (and probably bad ideas) Sentence Starters!

"Let's get married!"
"You know where we should go? Vegas."
"Run away with me."
"I'm feeling lucky. When's the next bus to Atlantic City?"
"I vote we get naked."
"Let's have kids."
"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe."
"Take these sunglasses and fake mustache. Pop your collar and follow me. Ask questions later."
"Hey! Let's start a fight!"
"I'll buy the hotel room if you buy room service in the morning."
"Want to rob a bank?"
"I just picked up a book at the library about how to hot wire cars. Let's go joy riding!"
"Get in loser, we're going shopping."
claraosity:

"What do you think for the punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

madman-in-a-blue-box:

madman-in-a-blue-box:

     “I’m not sure. Just consulting the book.

          This was much easier when they were smaller. We just took away his toys, he cried and I gave them back when you weren’t looking.

    Can’t we just have a smaller one again? They’re much more straightforward.”


     “But they are very cute,” he countered eagerly. “All those tiny clothes. And the toys are brilliant. The wibbly men! The mat with all the moving bits!”

      He wasn’t winning this argument, was he?

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     The Doctor considered Clara carefully, trying to decide whether her worries were hyperbole or genuine. He concluded they were a bit of both and kissed her forehead in reassurance.

     “Even I draw the line at criminal activity.” He frowned. “Well unjust criminal activity anyway.”

     The number of times he’d ended up in prison was bordering upon ‘countless’ although they were all for perfectly valid reasons. Or due to perfectly accidental misunderstandings.

     “Tell you what, you come up with a punishment and I’ll support you wholeheartedly. I’ll stand there with my arms crossed, nodding. In the meantime I’ll set up a sensor so if he crosses the threshold with any kind of sonic device an alarm goes off.”

She didn’t want to be smiling at him, not when she’d just returned back from seeing a very concerned teacher who wondered why her son would have access to tools in the first place. Not when the other parents probably already thought the Smiths were strange enough as it was, let alone being bad parents.

A month prior, Vin had come home upset that nobody was taking well to the Phyloraxipan lick greeting in his class. It had ended with Clara sitting the seven year old down and explaining that some things he knew were very different from what his friends had experienced. Best ask mummy before trying out anything like that at school in future, just in case.

She didn’t want to be smiling at the Doctor. But there she was, smiling a small (but very clearly present) smile back up at him. She wasn’t even going to go into how much she missed them being small, his enthusiasm for all things mini setting a gentle pang in her chest, Ellie was only four and Clara still reckoned that they’d been cheated by time. He’d been bringing it up a lot lately, she wasn’t sure how seriously, but a hand subconsciously brushed across her stomach in memory.

"Thank you" she replied, reaching to straighten up his shirt, grateful for the support, approving of the sonic alarm idea too (although no doubt he’d set it off himself every time), "I’m not going to be mean, I love them to pieces, I just want to protect them… and ensure that all of their criminal activity is just of course, or preferably non-existent.”

Thinking of a punishment was tricky, she hated taking things from her children. She hated punishing them full stop, but if Clara was one thing it was fair.

"Hmmm, he can sit in his room for an hour, no playing, and write a sorry letter to Miss Cook, poor lady was white as a sheet when we spoke. Does that sound reasonable to you?"

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